“I need help,” I told my grad assistant.
“Sure! Copies? Labels? Task me!” She was earnest, extraordinarily sensible, and perhaps too excited about mundane office tasks.
“No,” I told her, which resulted in a crestfallen look. “I’m trying to figure out how to get back from Virginia after my wife drops me on the side of the road.”
Her faced turned from crestfallen to bemused, tinged with concern. “Um. . . what?”
“The family is going to Baltimore for vacation, then some grad school friends and I are going camping in Virginia. Sarah and I don’t want to take two cars, so if I can find a way home, she can just drop me off in Charlottesville.”
“Oh! Okay. I was concerned for your marriage for a second, Dr. Pope. What are your travel options?”
A conversation about Amtrack, bus fare, and David Sedaris ensued. I’m sure I told the story of how it took John Harper and I 26 hours to get to Washington DC, which involved auto body repair with a chain and a tree.I haven’t told you that story? Really? It’s awesome!
“Um, anyway. I cold also ride back to Fairfax with my friend Tim, have him drop me off at the Metro station on his way to work, metro to Union Station, take a commuter train toBWI, then fly back to Charlotte and have Sarah pick me up at the airport. I can get an Airtran flight for fifty bucks.”
“You should do that.”
“Yeah?”
“Totally! Not only does it save you from having to get up at 3 AM to catch a bus, but it seems ridiculously complicated and thus, offers more opportunity for adventure.”
“That’s what I was thinking! Plus, Greyhound kinds sucks.”
Now I am on that Airtran Flight and absolutely nothing has happened. Despite some traffic, Tim dropped me off at the Metro Station in plenty of time. He made it to work on time and I only had to wait about five minutes to catch the Orange Line train to Metro Center. Transferred to the Red Line. Uneventful ride to Union Station. An hour and a half to kill there, so tea from AuBon Pan, reading in the Grand Hall (love that room) and a brief excursion to the Postal Museum (very cool). Bought ticket from automated kiosk for MARC train. Got an entire row to myself. Washed, quiet, and normal people on the train with me. Waited maybe five minutes at the station for theBWI shuttle bus. Printed boarding pass at Tim’s, so no need to check in. No line at security. Lunch at McDonalds — surly workers there, but that’s pretty normal. Chatted briefly with guy hawking Airtran Credit Cards, but resisted hard sell. Comfortably on time to board plane.
Wait! Drama! I chose a window seat when I checked in, but someone (an Indian woman who was gently scolding her son across the aisle) was sitting in it! What would I do? Would there be a fight? She could be dragged kicking and screaming from the plane! Or I could just sit in the aisle seat and not say anything because I really don’t care. I later learned that my arm restXM radio only played the Kenny G station. Likely, that’s what drove the poor woman to the other seat.
That’s it. That’s the adventure. Arrived safely. Picked up by my wife and daughter right on time. Ate some Panera on the way home.
Told you. Even our best laid plans for adventure don’t turn out the way you expect them to. Travel teaches you that.
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